Pee-wee's Big Adventure

There is only one truth in this life: Pee-wee's Big Adventure is the funniest movie ever made. If anyone tells you different, they're just trying to start trouble. When you tell your friends about this Big Screen Classic, and they say that you're wrong for agreeing with us, simply say "I know you are, but what am I?". 

Watch the most entertaining man who has ever roamed the earth embark on a cross-country quest to reclaim his kidnapped best friend: a bicycle. Along the way, ol' P.W. will encounter tough-as-nails bikers, giant dinosaurs, wild animals, ninjas, chubby billionaires, escaped convicts, buckin' broncos, tone-deaf hobos, unwanted romance, fibbing gypsies, clumsy Godzillas, basement-less Alamos, vengeful boyfriends and even an undead trucker! Fun didn't exist until Pee-Wee invented it. 

Our pre-show festivities may include a Tequila dance competition, over-sized ears, a motorcycle chase, and little red bow ties!